atheist \'a-the-ist\ n. - a person who has actually read the Bible
Just to be clear: you're not stupid, your religion is.
I'm really condescending when I'm high, you pissants.
Attention Indiana Drivers:
SIGNAL and make sure the other lane is clear BEFORE you start to change lanes
Attention Retail Managers:
Don't train your employees to be upbeat and enthusiastic, spewing off with a stupid grin every single sale or promotion you're doing. I AVOID THOSE STORES.
Not everyone is motivated solely by the acquisition of wealth. We are not Ferengi.
It's over. Shut the fuck up.
I think the movie War Games contains the most accurate representation of hacking in cinema. Therefore I approve of this film.
Love is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Man, I get a lot of references.
Please nobody like or comment on this status.
If you're not my Facebook friend, you're not really my friend.
Good band name: Shopping Cart Avalanche
Tequila is Spanish for "you don't get to decide when you fall asleep"